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Imaginary Lap Band
Originally featured on: Hot Mess PrincessLast August I created a mini shit storm when I announced that I was considering Lap Band surgery as a tool in my weight loss efforts. All kinds of people...
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Imaginary Lap Band – Day 1 is done!
Originally featured on: Hot Mess PrincessSweet Jump’in Jesus…what a day! I went to bed Wednesday night all excited about my Imaginary Lap Band experiment. I woke up with my inner Twinkie Worshiping...
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Bloaty, Crampy, Queasy, and Painful
Originally featured on: Hot Mess PrincessNo, I’m not naming dwarfs in some awkwardly inappropriate remake of Snow White. :-) That little ray of sunshine, Mother Nature, has come for a visit…along with...
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Mojo-a-Gogo
Originally featured on: Hot Mess PrincessMy employer has a pretty cool program called “HealthMatters”. Basically, employees earn a reduction on next year’s insurance deductible by doing certain...
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Don’t Tell Me What I Can’t Do
Originally featured on: Hot Mess Princess“Well-meaning people” are going to be the death of me…or at least my patience. Someone I don’t know very well came to me today with the sole purpose of telling...
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Don’t dim my fridge lights, bro!
Originally featured on: Hot Mess PrincessOn to part 2 of this amazing tale of tired feet, sore backs, and shattered dreams. I feel duty bound to tell you at this point that there may, indeed, be a part...
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Failure
Originally featured on: Hot Mess PrincessThis is going to be an incredibly difficult post for me to write & publish, but I have to do it. I want to do it. Because I promised myself long ago that I...
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The Talk About Surgery
Originally featured on: Hot Mess PrincessHot Mess Hubby and I had the talk a few weeks ago. We were talking about my struggles with food…and working out…and my weight. And he said the words that a lot...
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